This is the monkey. The monkey is writing about himself in the third person because the monkey is the one responsible for this web site and it is liberating in a weird omnipotent way to refer to oneself in the third person. The monkey has been here since the very beginning and is the only one to have made it this far without ever leaving. From the Red Chicken House back in the summer of 1989 to Red Zero 5 in the winter of 1996. The monkey has seen fire and the monkey has seen rain. The monkey recently graduated from Virginia Commonwealth University with a bachelors degree in filmmaking. He shot a low budget video for his roommate No Joke's band; fulflej for the first single off their Microwave EP; "Work in this Universe". (See frames below.)

Their label Mercury decided to push the CD instead and went with a $75,000 video. The monkey was witness to this when he went on a little field trip a few weeks ago to Los Angeles to see fulflej film their first video. While he was out there he stayed with Jeff - who was the one who started it all at the Red Chicken House. Monkey shares a room at RZ5 with his girlfriend of the last two years and her two cats; Stephanie, Chango and Mono. Monkey hates to work but he has had over 60 different part time and full time jobs. He is a veteran of the drug study circuit as well. Until he finishes and sells a screenplay he will continue working jobs like his last one; security at the plastic shopping cart factory. Which was exactly as Simpsonesque as it sounds. Currently the monkey is "inbetween jobs". He has made some short movies that he has posted on the monkeyvideo site. The monkey aspires to escape from his life here someday and work with George Lucas on the next Star Wars trilogy. The monkey used to want to "make it" in the film biz. He wanted to write and direct his own action movies. Then he realized something; He already does write and direct his own action movies. He shoots everything on no budget with his Hi8 camera and works with anyone willing to endure some pain. Still, it would be nice to blow up some cars. So until Hollywood comes calling, the monkey remains here at Red Zero until the story ends . . .


"Look upon my works..." the
monkeyvideo site

What does the monkey do online? Go there.

"Say hello to my leetle friends!" - the friends of p.

How did the monkey make this page...Hmmmm. Find out.

Red Zero might not exist were it not for this movie...

Go see the monkeysite. (click on the getback fish if you are already there.)

How many jobs has the monkey had?

How much money does the monkey owe to the world? - Mad Debt.
Monkey Manifesto:

I believe in Chaos. The stuff of the universe. The endless possibilities of an infinite void. I have seen some chaos in this lifetime but not nearly enough to satisfy my need for pure mayhem. If you have any problems or questions about this website please email me and I will e/b when I get to it.

pmonkey@earthlink.net

I welcome the inferno.

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